Not gonna lie, he has a nice body. But his face… Idek. There’s something about his face that bugs me.
Maybe it’s his teeth. Yeeeeeah.
… Nah. His face is just jacked up.
I bet when people read this, they’re gonna be all,
And I’m just gonna be all,
And I’ll kick that ho, punt.
And I’m all like,
But then your friend is all, “Wait… Nevermind!”
And I just wanna be like,