August 2012
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
“You can only become accomplished at something you love. Don’t make money your goal. Instead pursue the things you love doing and then do them so well that people can’t take their eyes off you.”
—Maya Angelou (via quote-book)
- Attractive person: Hey
- Me: wtf who is paying you to do this
hahaha~
- Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
- Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
- Teacher: Aww
- Class: Aww
- World: Aww
- Me: My fridge.
- Teacher:
- Class:
- World:
- Popular Girl:
- Me: Aww.
girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch
my blog is scratch and sniff
the scent is gay
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i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
