- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
- Attractive person: Hey
- Me: wtf who is paying you to do this
- Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
- Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
- Teacher: Aww
- Class: Aww
- World: Aww
- Me: My fridge.
- Popular Girl:
- Me: Aww.
girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone